bleahhh...honoured wit my horrrriiibbleeeelly pic in de magg..lols..arghh..sci test was miserably pathetic..i couldnt light up a burnsenr burner wit a matchstickkkk..ahhh..okay ure free to laff at mie..but i seriously seriously got phobia of a pathetic mathcstick..all because somthing in my grandma's hse was brunt bcoz of dat horrible matchstick..ahhh omg..it's like 5 mks gone..bai bai my pitiful 5 mks..hahas..lang arts was jus as horriiiiibbbbllleee!!!!omg. i tell u de 1 h test is like cut short to 45 min!!!damit.
u can nvvvvv imagine lang arts test to be cut short.120 words for 1 pathetic definition if seriously a torture okkk!!!!can die one.. so it's like jus now mie n amanda watch de netball match so we were gibbing comments like 'omggg' n 'shyt la' den a green spec gal told us to shuushhh coz will stress de players..so mie n amanda jus "blink blink" at each other den she said

"we come here n support surely make noise de lahh" den blink blink again.

den de supposing-ly ex president jan lin(or sumthing lidat) if comp club has a quote to himself: my head dries faster than your umbrella.

so it was like he and the other members are walking under the rain and all de members are wit an umbrella other than him.as his hair was rather ''potatoishh''(as u noe potatoes are rather long n has a big surface area) so he deducted that water on this head will dry faster than him umbrella.bleahh

den he n another guy,liwei,came to gib us training n dey 2 darnn funnie de lor..like andre and jh lidat.i believe u all saw how gay de two of demm are rite??

it's like jh will start smacking andre's butt and andre will go ''wa lao!!!stop smacking my butt la!!''
den jh will go ''ok'' and den smack again

den the jan li n li wei ish like.jan li will go '' it's not lidat use one(the smartboard thingy) u have to put down the duster!!!.den li wei will put down the duster and start drawing crap wit de smartboard marker n go ''ohhhh!!! i noeee..it dosen likes jan lin..''

exact replica.

omgg...n their training ish seriously hilarious.hahas

so let's get on wit business -ahem-hu thinks i look horrible in the magg????(jking onlie arhh even u think i not nice oso mus sae i nice.ahahaha.lols)business ishhhhhhhhhh----------

A Tribute to: We, Are, Go, Ing, To, Die
Rest in pieces in our stomachs, We, Are, Go, Ing, To, Die. I salute u. Especially Ing..
Ing was a great crab, a strong one indeed, stronger than his 5 mates in the sink.. Brave, strong and smelly, known to many female crabs.. He would have had a mate by now, but he just had to be caught by the fishermen.. Torture was what his life destiny was...
First captured by fishermen, then brushed-tortured by a boy of 8 yrs and his sister of 13 yrs.... To end his poor crabby life, the boy and girl's Grandma chopped him into half and scrubbed the sai outta him... He and his other mates in the sink did not give up even after the whole proceedure, htey struggled in half(yes, they WERE in half already but still moving), in the bowl.
We, Are, Go, Ing, To, Die were great crabs, too bad they had to be the boy-brush-torturer's birthday feast... I will never forget all of you 6 crabs, even though I brushed-tortured you all, you made a great feast for my bro's birthday dinner...
Thank you,
We, Are, Go, Ing, To, Die...

quoted from a fwenn's blogg..n mind euu it's a true storyy!!! hehesss

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